they're condoms, Rose.

they're condoms, Rose. I am a lady who watches movies and listens to music and I go to comedy and theatre and stuff. I take care of other people's kids for money.

oneterabyteofkilobyteage:

original url http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Chateau/8330/

last modified 1999-05-29 01:44:08

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oneterabyteofkilobyteage:

original url http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Chateau/8330/

last modified 1999-05-29 01:44:08

themorallycorruptfayeresnick:

Diane Keaton ❤

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themorallycorruptfayeresnick:

Diane Keaton 

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mollitudo:


You’ve seen them, the people who don’t have teeth. You’ve seen them sleeping at bus stops and running in Cops and sitting on porches in documentaries about impossibly distant rural places. Caroline only saw the dressings the first day, the bloody netting that filled the space in her mother’s mouth where teeth should be. On the second day, her mother emerged from her bedroom without it. Her face had changed — it was shorter. The proportions were off. Her mother’s jaw lifted up too high. Her chin could now curl up almost against her nose, unobstructed. Her cheeks, normally thin, sallow things, ballooned out like jowls. Where was her mother’s face?

"A Warm Winter" by Molly McArdle | Midnight Breakfast

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mollitudo:

You’ve seen them, the people who don’t have teeth. You’ve seen them sleeping at bus stops and running in Cops and sitting on porches in documentaries about impossibly distant rural places. Caroline only saw the dressings the first day, the bloody netting that filled the space in her mother’s mouth where teeth should be. On the second day, her mother emerged from her bedroom without it. Her face had changed — it was shorter. The proportions were off. Her mother’s jaw lifted up too high. Her chin could now curl up almost against her nose, unobstructed. Her cheeks, normally thin, sallow things, ballooned out like jowls. Where was her mother’s face?
"A Warm Winter" by Molly McArdle | Midnight Breakfast

"NO BREAKFAST. Breakfast is a fool’s meal and I would rather be poisoned than eat a single bite of breakfast. Everything about it is baby food except for the vulgar American meats, which seem to have been carved straight off Paul Bunyan’s own ass. Eggs are just a shape, and toast is the reason the British no longer rule the world: too cozy and complacent. I do drink a coffee, though. I’m not going to pretend the Enlightenment didn’t happen."

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Poet Patricia Lockwood Dreams of Roasted Pturkeydactyls — Grub Street

please go read this entire beautiful thing because patricia lockwood is a goddamn treasure

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oneterabyteofkilobyteage:

original url http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Agency/4182/

last modified 1999-05-29 00:12:17

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oneterabyteofkilobyteage:

original url http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Agency/4182/

last modified 1999-05-29 00:12:17

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dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

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dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

oldloves:

Rachel Leigh Cook & Shane West, 2000

there are so many choices happening in this photo

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oldloves:

Rachel Leigh Cook & Shane West, 2000

there are so many choices happening in this photo

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dollyfarton:

artschoolradio:

O Superman - Laurie Anderson - as displayed in the MOMA, New York

I will never get tired of this

always

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johndarnielle:

sandyfarquhar:

The very wise children of Judy Garland.

this is just to say again that i will hate forever any person who talked shit about this look

it was simple, classy, showed the spirit of youth alongside the grace of age, and people talked shit because they are misogynists who have no respect for eccentricity in women

end of story

(it’s like, this woman is one of the greatest performing artists of our time, and we are supposed to be shocked that she’s a little odd?)

YES

john darnielle is a smarter feminist than me

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