they're condoms, Rose.

they're condoms, Rose. I am a lady who watches movies and listens to music and I go to comedy and theatre and stuff. I take care of other people's kids for money.

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watching the first ep of SABRINA, THE TEENAGE WITCH


i’m watching the very first episode of sabrina the teenage witch. choice parts:

her first day of school they do a frog dissection in science class because that is what everyone does the first day of school after they move to a new place in every show

"i don’t want to be special! i want to be normal!"

in the bathroom with libby, the bitch popular girl:
"don’t come back here. from now on, use the freaks’ bathroom."

"thanks for asking me to be your lab partner."
"no problem. i know what it’s like to be the new kid. i was new last year."
"can i ask you a question? do you ever feel like you don’t fit in?"

with her new best friend, who
"knock knock."
"who’s there?"
"brad."
"brad who?"
"brad pitt. is there any other brad worth mentioning?"

I LOVE THIS JOKE

aunt hilda makes a joke about magic not getting rid of cellulite

"it’s over. my life is over. i mean, it’s over over.”

"she’s a cheerleader. no one has more credibility."

penn jillette is ageless

is the high school exterior the same as the one from 10 things i hate about you?

this show cleary cost about zero dollars to make. they didn’t even get a real rat for penn jillette to coo at.

sabrina is wearing one of those fake tattoo chokers

ATTN CLAIRE: is harvey a twerp or a dweeb?? im leaning dweeb but he s also twerpy in some ways

hulu ad: is bruce rauner the only person running for governor? 

"hey, i could get used to this whole magic thing."

oldloves:

Kate Moss & Johnny Depp

What is happening with the buttons on Kate Moses’s leather coat

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oldloves:

Kate Moss & Johnny Depp

What is happening with the buttons on Kate Moses’s leather coat

erarg:

we will never know the scale of their riches 

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erarg:

we will never know the scale of their riches 

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vintagegal:

Night on Bald Mountain sequence in Disney’s Fantasia (1940)

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misterjudemartin:

thefilmstage:

Watch the first trailer for Miss Julie with Jessica Chastain and Colin Farrell, premiering at TIFF.

HELP ME I HAVE FALLEN AND CANNOT GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asdfgghftgg

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dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

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disabledgirlism:

it’s pretty common for people discussing rape culture within feminist discourse to conveniently leave out disabled girls, but this is just a casual reminder that disabled women are far more likely to be sexually assaulted, abused or raped than able-bodied women. on top of that, 50% of deaf girls and 54% of deaf boys have been sexually abused or assaulted. so please stop leaving us out of your discussion about rape culture.

disabilityhistory:

Image description: Tweet from Marlee Matlin, “Only in Hollywood is my interpreter counted as a ‘guest’ for a pre-Oscar party saying I can’t bring anyone else. Wise up. It’s called access”

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disabilityhistory:

Image description: Tweet from Marlee Matlin, “Only in Hollywood is my interpreter counted as a ‘guest’ for a pre-Oscar party saying I can’t bring anyone else. Wise up. It’s called access”

Which Hellraiser movies are worth watching?

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johndarnielle:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Having watched all nine Hellraiser movies (yes, nine) in an epic feat of procrastination, JWZ provides a helpful summary of which ones have held up, and which ones were never very good in the first place (top pick: Hellseeker, which I’d never heard of)

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it’s when the pickings get leanest that the true acolytes shine brightest