I am a lady who watches movies and listens to music and I go to comedy and theatre and stuff. I take care of other people's kids for money.
i’m watching the very first episode of sabrina the teenage witch. choice parts:
her first day of school they do a frog dissection in science class because that is what everyone does the first day of school after they move to a new place in every show
"i don’t want to be special! i want to be normal!"
in the bathroom with libby, the bitch popular girl:
"don’t come back here. from now on, use the freaks’ bathroom."
"thanks for asking me to be your lab partner."
"no problem. i know what it’s like to be the new kid. i was new last year."
"can i ask you a question? do you ever feel like you don’t fit in?"
with her new best friend, who
"brad pitt. is there any other brad worth mentioning?"
I LOVE THIS JOKE
aunt hilda makes a joke about magic not getting rid of cellulite
"it’s over. my life is over. i mean, it’s over over.”
"she’s a cheerleader. no one has more credibility."
penn jillette is ageless
is the high school exterior the same as the one from 10 things i hate about you?
this show cleary cost about zero dollars to make. they didn’t even get a real rat for penn jillette to coo at.
sabrina is wearing one of those fake tattoo chokers
ATTN CLAIRE: is harvey a twerp or a dweeb?? im leaning dweeb but he s also twerpy in some ways
hulu ad: is bruce rauner the only person running for governor?
"hey, i could get used to this whole magic thing."
Reblogged from mashedpotatoesandcellophane
it’s pretty common for people discussing rape culture within feminist discourse to conveniently leave out disabled girls, but this is just a casual reminder that disabled women are far more likely to be sexually assaulted, abused or raped than able-bodied women. on top of that, 50% of deaf girls and 54% of deaf boys have been sexually abused or assaulted. so please stop leaving us out of your discussion about rape culture.
Reblogged from johndarnielle
Having watched all nine Hellraiser movies (yes, nine) in an epic feat of procrastination, JWZ provides a helpful summary of which ones have held up, and which ones were never very good in the first place (top pick: Hellseeker, which I’d never heard of)
it’s when the pickings get leanest that the true acolytes shine brightest